Mercury Lighthouse

Uh oh. Mercury Lighthouse is already lit.
Bummer.
Eh, there's another three lighthouses out there.
N...no...
Mia?
I... have failed... my duty...
Oh, right, you were meant to protect this place or something, weren't you?
*emo sob*
Uh, Mia, it's no big deal.
*slice* Craaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiin...
Yikes. No, bad Mia. Very bad. Stop it.
Isaac! Garet!
She's really upset. What are we going to do, Isaac?
Mia, please stop! Stop cutting!
*sobs wretchedly* These wounds, they will not heal...
... ISAAC!!! GARET!!!
Strange, they don't seem to be hearing you. We're not that far away.
That girl... feels like a kindred spirit... I can feel the sadness in my soul...
Mia, please stop... you're bleeding. A lot.
Why is she so upset about this?
I'M OVER HERE YOU INCOMPETENT MORONS!
Just give up, Jenna. They are ignoring you.
They won't be able to ignore me for much longer! Hey, Garet! Kraden said your mom's hot in bed!
What?!
*angst*
Ugh, not you too. Snap out of it now! *looks demonic*
Yikes! ;_;
I am unworthy... to my clan... ;_;
I haven't said anything in a while so I will now. Who is that yelling chick over there?
ISAAC IS A LAMER WITH A TEENY WEENIE!
Hm, I think I know that girl... what's her name again? Jenny?
No, wasn't it Jemma or something?
Jasmine?
I'm pretty sure it begins with a J. Janey?
Do not look at me. I am unsightly. I should not even exist. I should fade away right now. Goodbye, cruel world...
No, Mia, don't think like that. Stop being emo!
I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN YOUR BEDS, YOU WRETCHED BASTARDS! Forgetting my name? How could you?
I think she wants to kill us.
Eh, just ignore her. Hey, Mia, are you feeling any better?
WHYYYYY?!?! WHY MEEEEEEE?!?!?!
Screw it, let's go. Saturos! It's up to you!
;_; That girl... is like me...
I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL KILL THEM BOTH!
Isaac! Garet! ... Die in a fire!

*Elevator goes down*

*comes out from behind beacon* So, you wish to stop the lighthouses from being lit?
*wails* I FAILED!!!
Well, yeah, that's what we're trying to do.
Um, yeah. Stop lighting them!
Then... we must fight. *laughs insanely and walks toward them, only to stumble* Ack!
Uh... are you okay?
This stupid lighthouse is doing it!
I am... a failure... ... ... *faints from blood loss*
Mia!
Isaac, we'll have to fight him! Without Mia, I guess.
But I sense he is very powerful. We must be careful.
You'll go no further! Hah hah! *falls flat on face*
... ... ...
... ... ...
Um... ha ha?
I can do this! *gets up with great difficulty and pedals backward, landing on his butt* Darn this stupid lighthouse!
... Do you need help?
Alex!
*twitches, awakens* A... Alex?
Yeah. A blue-haired guy named Alex just popped out from behind the beacon.
*stands up, looking eerily calm, with glowing red eyes* Alex.
Hey, Mia, do you see what we did? We light the lighthouse and unlocked a great power! Oh and you and I are Mercury Adepts. Cool, huh?
*grinds teeth* So... you betrayed us... the Mercury Clan...
Hey, don't take it personally... uh oh...
I now have a new purpose in life.
H-hey, Saturos, I think we should...
Get out of here?
Wherever you are, I will hunt you down and rip you to pieces. Starting now!
*warps out with Saturos to the elevator*
We don't even get to have a battle?
Poo.
Well, Mia being fainted would just have made it harder.
I SWEAR TO DESTROY YOU AND AVENGE MERCURY LIGHTHOUSE!!!
She's... scary...
It must be her time of the month.

*Elevator goes down*

So, then, I guess we should go after them.
Yeah, we gotta stop the lighthouses being lit and save Kraden and that girl.
Will you be accompanying us, Mia?
I certainly will!

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