Agatio's Diary
Day 1
Venus Lighthouse was lit. Cool.
Day 2
I miss Prox. I miss eating snow cones and making snow angels. I miss the snow...
Day 3
Aw, we can't get back to the Western Sea. Bummer.
Day 4
So, I guess we're just going to piss around and look for Saturos and Menardi?
Day 5
Where are those guys anyway?
Day 6
Just noticed, Karst's skirt is really, really short.
Day 7
Pointed it out to her and she hit me. Ouchies.
Day 8
If they were going to send us out anyway, why couldn't we have gone with Saturos and Menardi?
Day 9
Ooh, a bunny! Bunnies are cute!
Day 10
Karst cooked the bunny to eat. How could she?
Day 11
I am so bored. Hey, that looks like a snowy continent down there. Cool!
Day 12
Had snowball fight with Karst on Tundaria. It was a lot of fun.
Day 13
I'm hungry. I want cookies!
Day 14
Wah. Mean lady in bakery ran away screaming when I asked her if she had cookies.
Day 15
Am I that scary? I asked Karst and she said I looked like I was hit with an ugly stick. Meanie.
Day 16
Tried dancing in Izumo, but everyone either ran away screaming or pointed and laughed.
Day 17
Karst yelled at me for making a fool of myself and embarrassing her. She's so bossy.
Day 18
I wish I had some better looking armour. Green is just so icky.
Day 19
Snot is green. Snot is also gross.
Day 20
So is dirty water. Kinda. It's all greeny brown and murky. Ew.
Day 21
Wouldn't a spandex outfit be awesome?
Day 22
And a cape! I'd like to have a cape, like Saturos did!
Day 23
Ooh, a sword would be nice too. I don't even have a weapon. How lame am I?
Day 24
It's just occurred to me, I will never be awesome as Saturos was.
Day 25
Life just sucks.
Day 26
What are we even doing?
Day 27
Did we take a long time to appear in the game or something?
Day 28
I guess we did, depending on how the game was played.
Day 29
Karst says I shouldn't be breaking the fourth wall. Screw it.
Day 30
I want candy!
Day 31
Okay, Karst is going to get me candy. I'll just sit here and do nothing then.
Day 32
Karst came back in a homicidal rage. Apparently some guy named Isaac killed Saturos and Menardi. Damn.
Day 33
Now Karst is burning trees and being psychotic.
Day 34
Is this really how the grieving process works?
Day 35
Karst, couldn't you just cry instead of screaming and destroying things? You're kind of loud.
Day 36
This Karst is scary. I want the old Karst back...
Day 37
I swear, that Isaac will pay for turning Karst into this homicidal maniac.
Day 38
Being a homicidal maniac sounds kind of fun actually. I might try it.
Day 39
Except there's nobody around to be a homicidal maniac to yet. Drat.
Day 40
Karst has calmed down a bit but still wants Isaac dead.
Day 41
She's writing 'DIE, ISAAC' all over the walls in crayon. Crazy bitch.
Day 42
I sure hope we don't have to pay for it.
Day 43
And now she's doodling herself smashing stick figure Isaac's face in. I am honestly concerned.
Day 44
Tried to talk Karst out of being psychotic. She threw a mug at me.
Day 45
Are we ever going to get this whole saving Prox thing done? It's taking too bloody long. What is that lazy Felix doing?
Day 46
We met up with a creepy looking shmuck named Alex, who used to travel with Saturos and Menardi.
Day 47
Now this Alex guy is following us. We're too nice to tell him to piss off.
Day 48
Huh? My hairgel is missing. Where did it go?
Day 49
Tried to scare the poo out of Felix and his buddies in Champa. I don't think it worked.
Day 50
Oh yeah, and did I mention Alex insulted us? What a creep.
Day 51
Asked Karst why that loser is with us. She doesn't know either.
Day 52
Found my hairgel in Alex's stuff. I am going to kill that bastard.
Day 53
I tried to, and he made me soaking wet! I don't like being soaking wet...
Day 54
Asked Karst to kill Alex instead. She said she's saving her homicidal tendencies for Isaac. I get the feeling that Karst is a little obsessed with this whole idea of killing Isaac. It's normal to be upset about your sister dying and want her killer punished, but there's something creepy about this whole thing.
Day 55
Stuff happened on Jupiter Lighthouse. Not sure why I was fighting Isaac, but I was and Karst picked on some short blond kid instead. We failed to kill them, so we tried to kill Felix and his buddies too. Failed miserably. Alex even had to save us. How embarrassing.
Day 56
The creepy shmuck left us! Hooray!
Day 57
Karst seems a little better now, though she's still a bit unhappy about not getting to kill Isaac.
Day 58
We're going back to Prox now. Goody!
Day 59
I wonder if all that crayon will wash off... maybe nobody will notice...
Day 60
We're so close to Prox now and we have the Mars Star. Mars Lighthouse should be lit very soon and we'll save Prox.
Day 61
Even Karst is getting a little giddy with excitement. I sure missed the normal Karst. Seems like she's back now.
Day 62
Home sweet home. I'm never leaving Prox again.
Day 63
We're in Mars Lighthouse now. Admittedly, I feel just a little nervous. It's not going to be all that easy, is it? Karst says we'll be fine. I sure hope so.