Hi!
...I have
to be interviewed first?
Of course!
(Help me!)
Basically, I
just ask you a bunch of questions, alright? ^_____^
... Go
ahead.
First question
is: What is your secret? How do you make yourself look so sexy and adorable?
Why do
I get the feeling I'm the only one who's getting asked that question?
Come on, Felix!
The guys might want to know!
Perhaps
it's because you're a sucker for long dark hair and brown eyes?
It could be that...
Question two! What scares you most?
Cats.
o_O;;; Um...
why? ^_^;;;
I had this
nasty experience when I was about five years old. I was playing with a
cat and it turned evil and tried to scratch my eyes out!
Did you pull
its tail?
I shall
not answer that... and what peeves me most of all is that I have to SHARE
MY NAME WITH A CAT!
Poor Felly...
Question 3: Whats your first ever memory?
Trying
to steal some of my mom's cookies she had made. They were on the kitchen
table, I tried to climb up, then Jenna came in and started shouting some
stupid two-year-old gibberish and I fell off the table... it hurt!
Wow, I didn't
know Jenna had the power to push people off tables with her voice.
..........
Question 4! What
do you look for in a girl?
They must
not tease me about cats or set fire to my cape or anything.
o_O;;; Who set
fire to your cape?!
Garet...
Jenna... Saturos... Menardi... Agatio... Karst...
o_O;;; Question
5... you had a green cape in Golden Sun, then a blue one in the Lost Age,
save for character art in which its always the green cape. Whatever happened
to the green cape ingame?
I just
keep my capes in my many pockets... and change them at random... I just
favoured the blue cape for a long while...
Ah yes, speaking
of pockets... you have many pockets... whats the deal with pockets?
... I like
pockets. Pockets are cool. I can keep things in them. How Karst managed
to find the right pocket to get the Mars Star out of, I'll never know.
... She saw you
pocketing it shortly after taking it from Isaac!
Oh, of
course...
Question 6! Who
do you loathe?
Alex! He
constantly flirts with and pisses off my sister, and he insulted me in
Champa along with everybody else! Plus he thinks he looks so hot with his
stupid long blue hair, but all it does is make him look like a girl! Oh,
and he tried to rule the world!
Question 7...
ever wanted to kill Kraden?
Hasn't
everybody?
o_O' Um... Question
8... what was the deal with calling Isaac 'boy' in the inn when he's only
a year younger than you?
Well, I
couldn't call him Isaac... and 'man' just sounds... weird!
Hmm... You, Man,
what business do you have with me? *giggles*
It was
actually 'do you have any business with me?' The point was that it was
a closed question...
Talk about picky...
Question 9! What do you think your best qualities are?
Well, I
don't let anybody get themselves killed, I always defend myself to the
last minute and stick up for what I think is right, even if it means defying
super powerful Mars Adepts... and I don't let myself get killed either!
That's funny...
I was about to ask if you had suicidal tendencies... on the Jupiter Lighthouse
aerie, you smiled when Karst and Agatio threatened you... okay, so they
had just said your parents would be fine, but whats so great about the
prospect of being murdered?
I care
for my family! Is that a problem?
My problem is
that I dont want you getting yourself killed because if you did, you'd
be in big trouble!
Is that
all the questions?
Question 10,
last question! Why didn't you just punch the Alhafran Mayor in the ugly,
fat face?
Because
then I would be acting out of character.
-_-;;; But would
you do it if he tried to hit on Jenna?
You're
giving me bad images...
Just answer the
question!
Of course!
Anybody who hits on Jenna is asking for it *cough* I mean... certain types
of people... yeah...
^_^;;; Thank
you very much for the interview... now we're going to see what other people
say about Felix!
My brother
is way too overprotective! I think he needs a lesson...
He's got
the looks! Felix is so hot!
Felix
is... pretty strange...
He's a
bit of a mystery but once you get to know him, it's fine!
Felix is
very scary, he's always threatening me...
Felix is
Felix, that's all I can really say about him.
So long as
Felix hates Alex too, he's OK in my book!
Well, I'm proud of Felix... robbing his own hometown and getting away unscathed
is surely something to be proud of...
I do worry about Felix a lot, he's always jumping off high places and I'm
afraid he will hurt himself.
Ashamedly,
I took more notice of Felix than my own son on the aerie of Mars Lighthouse,
I'm not sure why...
Ah yes,
Felix... he's terribly surprising... just when you think he's dead, he
isn't...
I want
to be strong like Felix... oh, and Garet and Isaac too!
Felix? Oh
yes, the one who threatens Garet. Good on you, Felix, you learn fast.
Is Felix
Garet's friend who came back after three years? Oh yes, Garet loved his
mother's cookies...
Seems
like only yesterday those boys were breaking everything, oh yes, and Jenna
tagging along after them... ah, the good old days...
Felix
is quite famous for robbing Vale and then sinking it by lighting Mars Lighthouse,
but if he saved the world, that's fine.
Felix is like almost everything Garet is not... but then he does have some
things in common with my grandson as well...
Felix
is a very resourceful person, goodness knows what he keeps in all those
pockets.
Felix
had a terrible burden, one I wouldn't wish on any man, but it's gone now,
thank goodness...
Im sure
Felix looks a bit like Isaac, but everybody disagrees with me...
Felix
is a very good boy, even jumping down after our Wind Adept... that's gotta
take guts.
I always
did like Felix better than that weirdo Alex...
Hmph...
Felix is very annoying...
I always
thought Felix was a slowcoach myself... took far too long to light the
lighthouses...
Felix is
pathetic, his hair is not as great as mine, so his statement is completely
unfounded because I, Alex, say so.