Jenna's Interview

Ohh, Jenna, it's interview time!
No! I'm still mad I was picked FOURTH!
You know, I could always link to my Fanfiction.net profile and your fanfiction section would be... unrequired as such...
But why was I fourth?
... Someone had to be fourth...
Okay, so what questions you gonna ask?
Question one! Did you cry on Mars Lighthouse?
What kind of a dumb question is that?
I just find it odd you deny crying over your parents...
Well...
So if you weren't crying, were you going "My parents are dying. Oh well =D"?
... Okay, fine, so I cried! But everyone was teasing me about it... 
You started it!
Did not!
Did too!
We could go on like this forever...
Okay, question two. Was Sheba right or wrong?
... I believe that is up to the fandom.
Yeah... but if Sheba had teased you about Garet, she would have been right. ^_^
You Flameshipper...
I love Flameshipping! Question three, did you ever duel Menardi to the death? Well... not death...
I think she wanted it. But Felix didn't...
Menardi would have kicked your butt anyway...
Yeah...
Question four! Would you marry a guy whose last name is Talia?
Is this a trick question?
... Yes.
Uh... wait, so if I get their last name... and my name would be... Jenna Tali... HEY!
... She figured it out!
Dang. I never realized that...
Yeah. You also share a name with a porn star.
.......... are you trying to turn me off my name?
No, I like your name! Question five! What are your pet hates?
Bad hair days... I can't stand them...
Ehh, not nice at all...
Sheba, when she gets in that irritating teasing mode...
Well, at least she doesn't do it that often...
People who take way too long to do things...
Indeed, we impatient ones have it hard...
I mean, how do people manage to have patience?
... Very carefully.
Oh, and that scumbag of an Alhafran Mayor! He made a pass at me and Sheba once!
In that cutscene where he did the heart emoticon and Felix got all jumpy and pissy?
Yeah, that one!
... Wait a minute, Felix said he would punch the Alhafran Mayor if he made a pass at you...
... Well, Kraden and Picard might not have approved of his violence...
Stupid old men.
Picard's an old man?
Yeah, he's Lemurian! He must be over a hundred years old or something?
  Kraden's so annoying. You know that question Felix gets when Kraden asks if we should stay at the Mayor's house?
Ooh, yeah?
And even if you say 'No', Kraden makes us stay!
... Let's throw him on a bonfire.
Kraden AND the Alhafran Mayor!
Yeah!
Bonfires rule!
Yay for bonfires!
^_^
Okay, back to the questions. Question six,  have you ever set fire to anything?
Of course. I even set someone on fire once.
Uh...
It was kind of an accident. I was just getting into my powers and this guy was annoying me so...
o_O Was he okay?
Well, he jumped into the river screaming...
... wow. 
I also set Felix's cape on fire once.
Why?
I was aiming for Sheba and hit his cape by accident.
O_O
She claimed I dyed my hair with raspberry juice!
Fascinating. Question seven, why didn't you ever get to go to Vale, Lalivero and Tolbi on your journey?
I wanted to! But Sheba was scared of being made to stay at Lalivero, Kraden didn't like the idea...
... I would have wanted to go back to the older places.
Everybody wanted to.
;_; Vale...
... ._.
Saturos and Menardi ruined it all by going berserk. AND Alex...
... Yeah.
Question eight,  why do you flirt with everything that moves?
I... I... I do not!
You flirted with Garet... and Alex... and... uh...
I didn't flirt with Alex!
You did at the Venus Lighthouse! ... wait, was it the other way around?
... Alex's a jerk.
Yeah... but I'm sure there was flirting.
I'm sure you hallucinate frequently too.
Question nine... are you aware that the Valean blacksmith guy... well, blacksmith's son but his father died in the storm... has a crush on you?
Yeah, and I don't give a crap. =D
^^ Of course not. You prefer Isaac or Garet...
... Ooh, nice way not to enrage shippers...
Oh, I'm SURE I enraged a Ketchupshipper or Zitshipper somewhere XD
... Uh...
But they are rare anyway.  Question ten! Um, what's your worst fear?
... With all that's happened in my life you ask me that?
... Come to think of it, you thought you'd lost your family for three years...
Yeah... but, I'll go with... queues. Queues are my worst fear. The longer, the worse they are.
Then it's a good thing you weren't at Colosso...
Ooh...
It looked like a nightmare out there...
o_o;;;
Ok, let's see what the others think of our favourite fiery Mars Adept...
She's my little sister but... sometimes she scares me...
Jenna's hot! ^_^
Jenna shouts too much... o_O;;;
I WILL find out her deepest, darkest secrets! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
She's nosy... ._.
Jenna's... well, she's clever sometimes... and... I guess she's pretty...
Jenna's a nice girl, but she's very loud.
Sometimes she yells at me because I'm slow... but at least she listens to me and doesn't call me a stupid old fart...
She argues too much...
Jenna's quite a little rebel...
Honestly! I wanted to set her on fire so many times!
I don't give a crap about her.
Me neither.
I think most of you are being far too negative about her... I'm sure she's a kind, sweet girl really underneath that temper...
... I think she changed quite a bit in three years, but I could be imagining things.
I'm glad she turned out so well even without us...
... Jenna? I should tell her running onto peoples' roofs and screaming isn't socially acceptable...
She's a rather boisterous girl, but that's okay.
Well, I'm sure she wouldn't make bad daughter-in-law material...
Jenna's very vocal... but I'm all for free speech.
I used to worry she might burn the village down...
She's a lovely girl. I think. Or was that...
Me and Jenna weren't that close... she thought I was lame for liking flowers so much...
Jenna's pretty funny, she teases Garet a lot!
 

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