Boys' Thoughts on Girls

It's our turn! We'll be saying stuff about the girls.
They won't know what we're saying, will they?
We should just take care what we say.
Yeah... because the girls can be scary.
I'm sure it will be fine.
I bet nothing nice was said about me.
Gee, I can't imagine why. Maybe you shouldn't have attempted to use us to claim ultimate power.
Ahem. This is about the girls, not us.
Yeah... haha, truth be told, I'm a bit nervous. Hey, Felix isn't gonna kill us if we say the wrong thing about Jenna, is he?
...
Just choose your words wisely.
Alright, let's start this off with talking about Mia.
Wait, what? Are you putting Jenna off on purpose?
Relax, Felix, I'm sure there's no ill intentions there...
Ahem. Mia's quite the beauty. She's sweet and kind.
With a bit of a sarcastic streak too.
Umm... to be honest...
Yes? No need to hold back.
She's beautiful. I think she's like an angel... but at the same time... there are moments when she's even scarier than Jenna.
I was going to object to my sister being called scary, but... well. Maybe you do kind of have a point.
Haha, yes. Mia does have her unexpected moments. But she's very sweet and kind.
She was taking care of the people of her village before the lighthouse was lit, wasn't she?
Yes, she's always looking out for people. We really are very lucky to have her.
Mia certainly can hold a grudge though.
Well, she was very hurt by Alex's actions. I can't imagine how she must have felt.
Yes, poor Mia. It's really no wonder she's quite bitter.
That one moment of being sarcastic was really something. Remember, in the cave?
Yes, it was, wasn't it?
Ahh. Mia...
Oh, you decided to join us?
What a quiet, sweet and kind girl she is. Oh, and she's my cousin, you know.
Well, that was a surprise.
We probably should have figured, but...
Yeah, how come it never even came up? I know Alex is an enigma, but this is ridiculous.
Right? A heads up wouldn't have hurt...
Well, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware I was supposed to detail all my familial relations. Why don't you ask Mia why she never told you then?
And I'm sure many of us were under the impression you were harbouring a crush on Mia.
Was I giving off that impression?
Well, kind of, yes.
Alright, let's move on. Hmm, how about Jenna...
Scary.
Violent.
Can make witty one-liners.
She's quite positive and upbeat. I like her personality.
Eh... if you don't annoy her, she isn't too bad.
I seem to be remarkably good at annoying her. But then again I annoy everybody apparently.
Well, yeah. I'm surprised she never set you on fire.
Jenna... she did alright, didn't she? You know...
You mean, during those three years?
Of course it was hard for her.
My dad was gone, but I still had my mother. Jenna... I couldn't even imagine how it felt.
You had to be there for your mother as well. We did what we could for her.
And she had her grandparents and aunt too. Jenna was sad for a very long time...
But we never left her side. Jenna was never alone.
Thank goodness for that. I can't tell you how much we worried about her those three years, but at least we were aware she was safe at home. I just wish...
There was nothing you could have done, Felix. You were stuck miles away from home.
At least you were all able to come together again.
Dear me. Such a serious turn of conversation...
Well... I suppose we may as well talk about Sheba now.
Sheba, huh. Man, you know, Lord Babi really was kind of an asshole, kidnapping her.
Yep, just so that he could build a tower to go find Lemurian draught.
And had he come back for more, I assure you we would not have welcomed him with open arms.
You know, you're right. Babi really was an asshole.
Poor Sheba, taken from her home and held hostage... how horrible.
What were we thinking?
Still, we got the ship out of it. The ship that was never heard of ever again.
Anyway, Sheba is a good kid.
Is she?
Whatever do you mean?
I heard she flat out told Karst we were the ones who killed Saturos and Menardi.
I'm sure she just said it without thinking. Let's not hold it against her.
Haha. Yeah. Maybe that was a bit... tactless and dangerous, but it was all fine in the end. Besides, Karst wasn't the only one coming after me...
Fame comes with its downsides, doesn't it? Anyway, Sheba may be a bit blunt and outspoken, but she's not a bad person.
Yes, let's not be too hard on her, now. And she has good opinions now and then. Such as classic lines about the Alhafran Mayor...
I've heard he's an unpleasant guy.
Utterly odious, and Sheba was quite right in pointing out what an nasty character he was.
Eh, maybe she's not so bad after all...
I can't say I have much of an opinion on her myself.
Anyway, we should just let bygones be bygones.
She didn't even get mentioned in the third game.
Just in the Sun Saga, right?
Yes. So I feel sorry for her.
Sheba deserved better. And honestly, I think I did too, but that's a subject for elsewhere...
So...
It's our turn! I'm invading to speak of Menardi!
I'll join in too!
You kids keep quiet while we discuss the beautiful women of Prox.
Okay?
I am not a kid- *punched* Ow. That hurt. ._.
Ahh, Menardi. She is truly a beauty.
I like those shiny red scales.
Such radiant, blonde hair...
Her skin's a nice shade of pink too.
And those fingernails! Those beautiful crimson eyes! She is a beauty!
And she's got radiant blonde hair... do we not have anything to say other than about her appearance?
Her personality? Which is basically just angry.
Seems like an issue for all of us to be honest.
You know, you do have a good point...
Hmm. Well, I guess that's the downside of being in the antagonist role.
To be fair, we were on a pretty stressful mission.
I wasn't too familiar with Menardi. What else can you say about her?
She's an incredible woman, very determined, and she really cares for her little sister. To be honest, Menardi hoped we'd be able to shoulder the entire burden and Karst wouldn't have to get caught up in all this...
But, unfortunately, we had no choice to... and we paid the price for it.
So, Karst... well, I just remember her as Menardi's mouthy kid sister.
Karst really looked up to Menardi. She was devastated to hear about her death.
Can't say I blame her for going on a roaring rampage of revenge.
It's fortunate Prox was able to be saved in the end. If only we could all have lived to see it...
if only we could have lived to come back home and those sisters could have reunited.
A pity, indeed.
I think Karst was actually quite fond of you, Felix.
Uh... she was?
Come to think of it, we haven't heard much of your time in Prox.
Were you chatting up the girls in Prox, then?
It... it wasn't like that!
I'm sure I remember at least one woman saying you were hot...
I... look, okay, maybe Karst and I talked a few times, but it was no big deal.
Perhaps you meant more to her than she thought. Imagine how it felt when you saved the person who killed her sister.
You are a cruel man, Felix.
Oh, come on! She was trying to kill me!
Yeah, like Felix was just gonna let us all die...
Honestly, I am sorry that circumstances had to play out the way they did...
We did what we had to do. You Proxians are far too angry and violent for your own good.
So, what was Karst like when... not murdery and vengeful?
Hmm. She certainly had a spark. She wasn't afraid to speak her thoughts. And she was quite caring. It really was different back in Prox... and even Menardi was a bit nicer. Still pretty scary, though. She was quite harsh. But, really, who can blame her... everyone was terrified of that rift swallowing them up.
Well, I think we've said all that we can.
Yeah... well, that didn't go too badly, huh.
Now I wonder what they said about us...
Not sure I really want to know what they said about me...
 

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