Torture: Another World

Hmm? For some reason, I sense a foreboding presence. Whatever could it be?
Hello, Alex.
Fancy that we should happen to cross paths. What a coincidence.
Agatio. Karst. It's been a while.
It certainly has, hasn't it?
Can be hard thinking of new ideas for tortures, you know?
Luckily for you, we've got a new torture method.
I'm sure you must be quivering with excitement just thinking about it.
Sigh. Is there any point in me attempting to escape?
I think you already know the answer to that.
It's time to suffer! Ahahahahahahahaha!
Ugh. I'm getting too old for this.

*Karst and Agatio grab Alex and drag him off. They take him to a glowing portal.*

Er... what is this supposed to be?
It's a portal, duh.
Yup, a portal to someplace else.
So we're just gonna like, throw you through.
Eh? Aren't you coming?
No, of course not.
What? Just what kind of place is beyond that portal?!
Oh, you'll see. Heh heh heh. Have fun, Alex.
Nooooooooooo!

*Alex struggles but is powerless to stop them from throwing him through the portal.*

AAAAHHHHH *hits ground* ... Huh? What the? I thought I was going to be thrown into fiery pits or something. Why am I in a village? Maybe they messed up. Yeah, that must be it. Heh heh... those fools. So, which village is this again? Might as well take a look around. Not like I have anything better to do. Sure beats being torture, yup.
Hey, Alex!
Dammit! I should have just turned around and left. Oh well, just play it cool. Maybe they won't attack me right away.
Where did you get to? We were wondering where you went.
Uh. What? Isn't it strange that I'm even here?
Of course not, you live here, don't you?
... Live... here? Are you out of your minds? Why would I live here? And why are you people here?
Well, that's a nice way to talk to us after we decided to let bygones be bygones. Mind you, I know you're still an evil jerk. I'm watching you, Alex! You're evil! EVIL!
Now, now, Mia, didn't we decide to accept he'd turned over a new leaf?
I didn't! *clenches fist* I want nothing more to pound that jerk's face in and make him wish he'd never been... *kicks rock* Huh? What's this? *picks up rock and bonks head with it* Ow. Garet hit head. Head hurty.
Garet, how could you say something so terrible? Apologise to Alex at once or I will set you on fire!
... You know he's also a Fire Adept, right?
Of course I know that!
Uuugh... now Jenna's mad at me... fine. Sorry. Am I forgiven, Jenna?
I guess so?
Phew. I guess I still have a chance after all.
Ahem. I hope you weren't talking about having a chance with my little sister just now.
Maybe I was. What's it to you?!
OVER MY DEAD BODY WILL YOU EVER DATE JENNA! *pulls out sword*
AAAHHHHHH *runs* HEEELLLLPPPP! Felix's trying to kill me again!
Sigh. Not this shit again.
What have I walked into?
I don't know what you mean, this kind of stuff happens every day. Yup. Every day.
Yeah. I don't know why you seem so confused. It's totally normal.
For that matter, why are you all treating me like I'm your friend?
Er. Aren't you? I thought we had agreed to put your attempts at world domination aside and get along.
Lies! He's obviously using us all and will stab us in the back given a chance!
This is really strange... just where am I?
Vale, of course.
Uh, didn't Vale sink?
Yes. We rebuilt it. Did you hit your head or something?
Could he have got amnesia?
If it's a result of hitting his head, I would be VERY happy to try and undo it. *grins evilly and holds mace*
Uhh, I really don't think that's going to do any good.
HEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!
Oh, for Iris's sake! *stomps away* Felix! Leave Garet alone and stop trying to kill him, or I swear I will burn you! Can you stop being ridiculously overprotective for five freaking minutes?!
You know, I think I really am starting to feel tortured...
Yes, it's so frustrating. Felix can't stand it when guys even show the slightest hint of interest in Jenna. Especially Garet. Honestly, is it such a bad idea if they find love together? I found love with Mia and it was the most wonderful thing to ever happen to me.
Oh, Isaac, it's so sweet of you to say something like that. I, too, am so glad that we were able to meet. Indeed, it must have been fate that we crossed paths. We are without a doubt soulmates who were always intended to meet.
Yes, I think so too, Mia. Our fates were no doubt written in the stars. I love you more than anything, my sweet angel.
Nothing makes me happier than to hear that from you, my golden haired knight.
Oh, Mia.
Oh, Isaac.

*Isaac and Mia proceed to kiss passionately*

Barf.
That's not a very nice thing to say, Alex. We should be happy for them. Isn't it sweet how in love they are?
Yes. Love seems incredible. Actually... Ivan, I love you.
You... you do?!
Yes, I suddenly realised that I was in love with you just now.
*eyeroll* Oh come on, that's the most ridiculous thing that I have ever heard.
Sheba... I too have had feelings for you for a long time now but I was too shy to admit it.
Oh, Ivan! You really do love me! I'm so glad!
Please. You're pulling my leg, aren't you?

*Ivan and Sheba start kissing*

Oh, come on.
Well. Now I'm feeling left out.
If you start claiming to have feelings for me, I'm going to introduce you to the pointy end of my swo... ugh.
Huh?
Nothing! I did not say anything that could be taken as innuendo just now.
Oookaaay...
*looks over at Garet and Jenna* What, now even they are kissing?!
ARGLEHFYSNGRAAAAAAAH! I'LL KILL YOU, GA- *is suddenly on fire*
Shut up, Felix! Now then, Garet, my sweet, precious snugglebunny, just where were we?
*stomach rumbles* Umm... about to get lunch?
Haha! No, silly! *kisses Garet*
Okay, why is Felix acting like a demented siscon? Is he actually incestuous or something?
Haha, no, that's just how he's always been. It's totally normal.
Yeah, isn't it like the duty of every brother to ensure his little sister remains a forever virgin?
No, it's not!
You know, Alex, I know we're just cousins... but... like, we're so close, we're practically siblings, right? Could I... call you Onii-chan?
...! Um... I... no! No, absolutely not! And besides, didn't you want me dead a moment ago?
Oh yeah! DIE, ALEX!
Some things will never change, huh?
Haha, yeah.
Pieeeeers! Heeeeeelp! *is rolling on ground, still ablaze*
Sigh. Alright, alright, I'm coming. *proceeds to go douse Felix and heals him*
Gasp... gasp... I thought I was going to die...
There, there, Felix, it's okay now. *holds and pats head*
You saved me, Piers. ;_; I'm so grateful to you...
Oh, Felix, I'm only doing what a good friend would.
No... Piers... to me, you're much more than a friend...
*gasp* Y-you really feel that way about me?
*nods*
I... I feel the same way, Felix! I've just been too afraid to say it all this time...
*watches them kiss* Hmph. What does he even see in that amateur Water Adept anyway? Stupid, sexy Felix...
Did you say something just now?
Uh...! No, you were just hearing things, that's all.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!
GAHAHAHA!
... Tch, I wanted to kiss him first. *glares daggers at Piers*
What are you talking about, Karst? We're EVIL, remember? And they aren't.
*pout* But Felix is hot... even if he's a dirty traitor...
Aaaaaah!
It's them! Saturos, Menardi, Agatio and Karst!
Aren't they supposed to be dead?
Are you up to no good again!?
Whatever you're planning, we'll definitely stop you!
Yeah, I'm not afraid of you evil assholes!
I'm just going to smile and nod and pretend like I understand what's going on.
Oh, we were brought back from the dead by a necromancer.
And now we're back for...
Revenge!
And because we like being evil and stuff!
Evil? I thought you all just wanted to save your hometown?
Yeah, well, that's all old news. It's saved now, who cares.
And now we gotta act evil, because, uhhh... why are we acting evil again?
Because we want power and stuff! Power is awesome!
I JUST WANT TO DATE FELIX! LET ME DATE HIM!
Umm... aren't I the one you should be asking?
DATE ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Hahaha, isn't my little sister just so cute?
Um. Yeah. *sets a tree on fire* Take that, tree!
My, isn't it just a fine day, today?
Oh no, it's Kraden!
Ugh, of all the people to show up...
Everything's just going from bad to worse!
He's going to start talking! We're doomed!
*laughs nervously* Aren't you all overreacting just a little?
Oh, the horror! *clings to Piers*
Not him! Anyone but him!
Today, I was partaking in my daily walk around Vale and I just happened to see a trio of puppies playing. Now, as you all know, it is impossible to walk past playing puppies so I was forced to turn around and seek out another-
Nobody cares! Shut your trap, Kraden!
Yeah, you're such an annoying old man!
Tch. A formidable foe has suddenly appeared.
It seems we have no choice but to retreat for now.
Are you serious?!
Mark our words though, we'll be back! Just you wait, Felix!
Oh, hell. Have I got a stalker now?
This is not the last you've seen of us!
*watches them run* Take me with you!
Garm is the Sacred Twin black axe of Grado. Garm is S-Ranked, meaning a unit must have an S-Rank in axes to use it. Due to the fact that a unit can only one S-Rank, a, say, a Warrior must choose between S-Ranking Bows or S-Ranking Axes. However, I slightly lied. Lyon can S-Rank both Dark Magic and Staves. In Fire Emblem 6: Fuuin no Tsurugi, a unit can S-Rank all possible weapons it can use. Therefore, a FE6 unit, to be specific, a FE6 Paladin, the best of which is Zealot, could use Garm, Audhulma, and Vidofnir. I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. A FE6 unit could not use Fire Emblem 8: The Sacred Stones weapons. However, it can use FE6 weapons. Therefore, it can use the Armads, Durandal, and Malte. However, it can not use all three at once, unless the game has been significantly altered and the Paladin has three arms.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH *running away screaming*
I want out! *whacks on a pair of sunglasses and teleports to Mt. Aleph* My, the Golden Sun is so bright up close. Now then, time to jump-
Hello, Alex.
Y-you! What do you want?
How nice of you to come and visit me.
I assure you, you are mistaken. I simply... aaaaah! *is lifted into air* Put me down!
I've been so bored up here all alone! Let's play! *proceeds to smack Alex into ground*
Oof! *thud* Ugh! *thud* Gack! *thud" Please...! *thud* No more! *thud* *coughs up blood*
Hey, what if I do it from even higher up this time? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*SPLAT* x_x
Aww. Now he's just paste.

Ho-hum... I do wonder how Alex is doing.
I'm sure he's having the time of his life...
if we could only see it for ourselves, eh?
Oh, well, we can always imagine...
*maniacal laughter*

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