Torture: Crocodile
*peeps out of
room* ... Okay, coast clear. *tiptoes nervously along hallway*
*drops down
from ceiling* Hello, Alex.
Y-you! *turns
and runs, screaming girlishly*
Get him,
Agatio!
*jumps out
of a closet and tackles Alex to ground*
Nooooooo!
*struggles*
We just want
to show you our new pet.
Uh huh,
that's right. Come here, Toto.
O_O That's...
a freaking crocodile?!
Yup. Why did
you even name it Toto?
After that
Pokemon... I'm not good with names...
Obviously.
*whimpers*
You're not planning to use that, are you?
Toto's
really hungry, so... *knocks Alex out*
Dinner will
be in just a few minutes, Toto. *evil smirk*
*A few minutes later, Alex is chained to the wall and covered in
gravy*
*wakes up*
Huh... I'm naked... what's this stuff all over me?
*smirks*
Well, I always thought it would be tiny. Guess I was wrong.
What th-?!
You pervert! What are you playing at?
*is holding
Toto on a leash and covering his eyes* Can I let him go yet, Karst?
In a sec.
That stuff all over you, Alex... would be gravy. Toto likes gravy.
Then... that
means... you barbarians!
Okay, Agatio,
let him go.
*does so*
Also, tell me when it's okay to open my eyes. I do not want to see naked Alex.
Wuss.
*Toto lunges at Alex and goes straight for...*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh. My.
What? What
is it?
Uh... the
crocodile... it...
I'm not
opening my eyes! Just tell me!
WAAAAH!!! Not
there!!!
I didn't
even put any gravy there...
*sigh*
Alex just
experienced oral sex by crocodile.
... I
should have got a different crocodile...
*Toto moves on to the legs and starts contentedly munching*
Argh! It's
crunching on my bones! It hurts...! Aaaaah!
That crunchy
noise is music to my ears...
Is there
blood?
Oh, yes.
Lots of it.
;_; I want to
die already...
*Toto jumps up and happily bites Alex's head off*
... *head
goes splat*
Uh... that
was fast. Agatio! Your stupid crocodile killed him too fast!
Well, he
still suffered, didn't he?
Well... I
guess so. We've got a heck of a mess to clean up now. What do we do with the
crocodile?
Oh, I'll
send him to the Alhafran Mayor. Everybody hates that guy after all.
And let's
not bother using wild creatures again. We can't even control them...
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