Torture: Food

I received an invitation to dinner. Yet, nobody seems to be here though this table is laden with food. How strange.
Oh, there you are, Alex.
You arrived just in time.
It... can't be. Y-you?!
Please take a seat. *pulls back chair*
We insist. *pushes Alex into chair*
Wait, wait, what's going on here?
Oh, we just thought we'd make up for all the times we'd tortured you to death.
I'm sure you want compensation by now, Alex.
So you invited me to dinner as compensation?
Certainly. Now why don't you try this broccoli? *crams broccoli in Alex's mouth and forces him to swallow*
Or asparagus! *follows suit*
Radishes!
Celery!
Carrots!
Onions!
Green pepper!
*gags* Disgusting... all these vegetables in my mouth...
Try this beetroot.
How about some leeks?
Tomatoes!
Pickles!
I feel sick...
You absolutely must sample everything here. Now try this black pudding.
DISGUSTING!!!
Have some grapefruit.
SOUR!
Oh, don't be so picky. Oh, hold on, we haven't given you these Brussels sprouts.
Have a pound of roast turkey as well!
And roast chicken for even more of that bloating meat quality!
Oh, this turnip is good too.
Stop... too full... feeling sick... can't eat more...
He's finally full.
Good. Let's start on the cheese now.
What the...?!
Stilton!
Cheddar!
Gorgonzola!
Parmesan!
Leicester!
Camembert!
Brie!
*gag* Can't... eat... more....... gonna... hurl...
We can't allow that. *shoves plug down foodpipe*
Yeah. No swallowing that either.
*shakes violently* Ah... ah... AHHH! *stomach explodes* ARGH! THE FIERY PAIN!
Look at that stomach acid, eating him away...
That huge gaping hole there looks good on you, Alex.
... ... ... *dies*
Ahh, that was fun.
I can't wait for next time.

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