Hentai Movie
La la la
la... hey, what is that smell? *sniffs* Could it be... sleeping ga...s...
*collapses*
Hah, we got
him again.
Wonderful.
It's been so long since we last tortured him.
And we've
got a brilliant plan to torture him too!
I am
positively tingling with excitement!
*Alex wakes up to find himself tied to a chair with headphones on his head. They are connected to a large television screen in front of him.*
Oh no.
(over
loudspeaker) Oh yes. We can't see you, but we can hear you and you can hear us.
The
headphones are there so that we don't have to hear whatever crap is on the
television.
What vile
plan have you got up your sleeves this time?
Remember
the hentai pictures?
We went one
step further this time and commissioned an animation studio to make a hentai
movie.
Now you're
getting to watch it. Aren't you lucky?
HELL NO! Let
me out of here!
*TV starts up.*
Crap.
[VIDEO]
Hey, Isaac,
Garet, I'm so bored.
Yeah, I'm
bored too actually.
*munches on
food* Ooh, I know. We could play a board game.
*stares at
Garet like he just grew a second head*
What the
heck is the matter with you?
Eh? What's
wrong with playing a board game?
Oh please.
When we're bored and there's no plot in sight, we're obviously meant to have
sex.
Okay, off with
the clothes!
Can't I
finish my sandwich first?
No!
*Isaac, Garet and Mia take off their clothes*
[/VIDEO]
Ooh, Mia's
getting naked. *drools*
Karst, what
were you thinking?
Relax, he
won't be enjoying it for long. I wrote the script, remember?
[VIDEO]
Wait a
minute!
*stares* M-mia,
you...
What, is
something wrong? *removes fake boobs and camera pans down Mia's body*
Mia, why do
you have a willy?
OH MY GOD!
Oh, did I
forget to tell you? I'm a transvestite.
[/VIDEO]
*screams*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[VIDEO]
*in deep,
manly voice* Now, Garet, I'm going to give you some rough buttsex! *jumps on
Garet*
Wait, don't
forget the lube!
I'm out of
here. *runs out crying bitterly and bumps into Jenna* Oh, whoops.
Isaac, why
are you naked?
Uh... er...
long story...
Looking at
your naked body... makes me want to keep my clothes on. Sorry. *leaves*
[/VIDEO]
*cries* Why
are you doing this to me?!
[VIDEO]
HARDER, MIA,
HARDER!
OH YEAH!!!
MIA!!!
GARET!!!
MIA!!!
GARET!!!
MIA!!!
GARET!!!
MIA!!!
GARET!!!
MIA!!!
GARET!!!
[/VIDEO]
*weeping
bloody tears and begging for death*
[VIDEO]
*Kraden is pottering around his cottage, picking up test tubes and muttering to himself*
[/VIDEO]
Oh. %$£#. No.
NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
[VIDEO]
*Kraden looks up at the sound of the door opening, and sees Alex standing in the doorway*
Oh, if it
isn't Alex. What brings you here?
Kraden, I
cannot hold it in any longer. I am consumed with a burning desire that has me in
its thrall.
That's
fascinating. Tell me more about this burning desire.
I... I want
to be with you, Kraden.
Alex... I
feel the same way!
*Alex and Kraden rush into each others arms and embrace*
[/VIDEO]
*is foaming
at the mouth and vomiting heavily*
[VIDEO]
*Alex and Kraden begin ripping off their clothes. Camera pans along Kraden's nude body.*
[/VIDEO]
*screams like
a banshee while eyeballs burst out of sockets. He starts projectile vomiting,
blood is pouring out of eyes and ears, and eventually his brain comes out as
well and he dies.*
Aww, he's
dead already?
Do I want
to know what that was about?
Oh, just
some Alex/Kraden action.
... Karst,
you are one sick, twisted bitch.
I know. ^_^