The Whirlpool of Love

Ah, the excitement! The thought of finding love... doesn't it just get your heart racing?
I... I honestly can't say I've given it much thought.
Yeah, that's not surprising coming from the guy who didn't know how babies were made.
I do know how babies are made, thank you very much!
Really?
And yet he still believed the immaculate conception story. Please, even I know that's just impossible.
Wait, how exactly do you know?! Have these people been teaching you things?!
Er, I assure you, we haven't... and what do you mean "these people"?
Oh, come on, sis, I'm not a little kid anymore. Sheesh.
*cough* Anyway, perhaps we should get on with introducing this section?
But of course! I'm your host, Nowell, and I look forward to being a playable character in the fourth Golden Sun game.
She also comes with a hearty helping of dazzling optimism.
And I'm also pleased to introduce my assistants, Amiti-
I object to being called anyone's assistant, thank you very much.
And my little brother, Rief!
Introductions aside, this is where you'll find shipping stuff.
Ships, eh? Can we talk about my dad's ship?
Not that kind of ship.
Er, then what kind of ship do you mean?
Relationships. Obviously.
Oh, relationships. I can't say I know very much about that sort of thing myself. Perhaps I can learn something.
... Or you can wait for your parents to teach you. Seriously. We don't want to get into trouble here...

Coming soon.

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