Saturos and Menardi's Crypt of Cringe

Isn't it sad how people think of us as scary or evil?
I know, right? Just because we have pointy ears and red eyes! It's discrimination!
You took me and my parents hostage. And Isaac's dad.
You robbed our hometown... which, admittedly, you wouldn't have had to do if the elders listened to you in the first place...
And they definitely killed a couple of Tolbi soldiers.
Everything you did might have been for the sake of saving your hometown, but was such violence necessary?
Of course it was.
We regret nothing.
Well... at least everything worked out alright in the end, I guess?
Now we're content to just burn stuff once in a while.
Burning stuff is so nice...
I think it's time you stated the objective of the page already.
No one came to hear you talk about burning stuff.
Oh yes, they came to watch us toasting Jupiter Adepts, right?
Hmm, perhaps.
Don't even think about laying a finger on Sheba!
I'm not afraid of you!
Here you'll find all sorts of dumb, pointless and random stuff. You know. Just stuff.

How to be stupid

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Things the characters would never say

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