Things the characters would never say
Here's another dumb page for you.
Oh boy... this should be interesting.
Or just more random crap nobody cares about.
Who cares so long as the random crap is funny?
I guess you have a point.
So... yeah. I think you know what this page is about already.
I AM SPARTACUS!!!
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, won't you dance the fandango?
FLY, YOU FOOLS!
GANDALF!!!!!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands~!
MARRY ME, FELIX!
I am so damn short.
Salutations, my accomplices. I have just been partaking of a lengthy
confabulation with Kraden and have acquired a number of extensive phrases to use
in my vocabulary.
Alex is such a nice guy. It was really nice of him to betray the Mercury Clan
like that. Screw the Mercury Clan.
One does not see the need for power. One prefers to be a frail weakling.
Has anyone seen my Klingon dictionary? I need it for my next trip into space.
So you ARE Captain Picard! I knew it!
Crap. Busted.
Marill, marill!
Guys? GUYS?
Can someone help me find my brain? I lost it again!
*holding a
brain* This is not the brain you are looking for.
Then why are
you holding a brain?
Because I
like eating delicious braaaaaaaiiiiiins... hey, I bet you've got a real big
brain in that big head of yours. NOM NOM NOM!
QUACK QUACK!
... ... ...
...
Holy crap,
Kraden stopped talking! Okay, everybody, let's party like there's no tomorrow to
celebrate Kraden shutting his trap!
Kraden is so
hot. *swoons*
Back off,
bitch, Kraden is mine!
No way, I saw
him first!
Like, I'm
doing my fingernails, like, I could totally care less about saving Prox right
now.
It's
couldn't care less.
Look,
mommy, I found a booger in my nose!
Oh yeah,
I'm so sexy. *poses in Speedo*
OMG DROOL~
I wonder if I
should dye my hair pink?
Hey, Isaac!
Isaac!
What is it?
Can I have
another cookie?
No, you
already ate the last one.
Nyoro~n
Okay, fine!
My age is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND! Happy?
Mwahahahahaha. I'll get Isaac to love me yet. *cooks an innocent little bunny
rabbit*
I look so
much like a girl. Sometimes I think I am a girl.
Eh? You're
not a girl?!
Oh my god. My
clothes are terrible. Seriously, I'm like a walking fashion disaster.
Ack!
Fangirls! Everywhere! I'm scared! *cries like a baby* The fangirls are stalking
me!
Like, uh,
who am I again? I think I forgot, like, or something, yeah. *hits head and
sticks out tongue*
GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MR. FRECKLEBUTT WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Who's Mr.
Frecklebutt?
My insane
imaginary friend! MUAHAHAHAHA... *stops and looks at empty space* I should pick
up a chainsaw and kill everyone, Mr. Frecklebutt?
Kupo! Kupo!
You spoony
bard!
Luke, I am
your father!
I has a
bucket.
*steals the
bucket*
Nooooooooo!
They be stealing my bucket!
This is
getting older than Kraden.
*sobs*
Nobody loves meeeeeeeee! *runs away sobbing into the sunset*